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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

Random Prompts
Drive: If your character could go anywhere within driving distance right now, where would they go? What would they do?
Burn: What was the last hurtful thing someone said to your character? How did it affect them? Does it still hurt?
Napkin: How are your character's manners? Do they take after who raised them?
Couch: How often does your character have "lazy days" where they don't get anything accomplished? Do they feel better or worse afterwards?
Jackhammer: What's a noise your character can't stand? How often do they come into contact with it?
Tractor: Does your character prefer the city or the country? Where were they raised?
Runaway: If your character were to leave their current home, would it be more to pursue a goal or get away from something negative?
Hermit: If they had it their way, how long would your character like to spend alone?
Rollercoaster: Does your character like going to fairs or amusement parks? Would they rather ride the rides or sit and watch?
Hidden: What is something nobody knows about your character? Is it a habit, thought, ritual, belief?
Mystery: What is the thing your character thinks about the most?
Gothic: What clique did your character belong to in school? Did they get along well with the others?
Storm: Is your character frightened by thunderstorms? Do they like the rain? What made them that way?
Request: If your character could have one physical thing at this moment, what would they want?
Obligation: Does your character feel indebted to anyone? Whom and why?
Handprint: What is one non-physical characteristic about your character that is unique?
Officer: How does your character feel about authority figures? How do they treat them? Does how they feel about them and how they actually treat them differ?
Consequences: What is your character's latest regret? How did it change the course of their life?
Senses: If your character had to choose to live without one of the five senses for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
Proof: What is an absurd situation your character has gotten into that others didn't believe?
Faith: Does your character believe there is an afterlife? What do they believe happens after death?
Sarcasm: Does your character put people down or belittle them? Are they ever put down or belittled?
Court: Has your character ever been in trouble with the law?
Charm: Is there a certain object your character always carries with them?
Tattoo: How does your character feel about piercings and tattoos? Do they have or want any? Do they judge others that have them?
Chopsticks: Does your character have any special talents or skills? How useful are they?
Porn: What are your character's sexual turn-ons and turn-offs?
Time: Is your character typically early or late? Do they value their time or find it slipping away easily?
Ricochet: What's the last thing your character did that had a major impact on someone else? Was it positive or negative? How does your character feel about it?
Favor: Does your character have a problem asking for help? If so, is it because they are stubborn or just shy?
Adversary: Who is your character's arch rival? If not a specific person, an idea, belief, or entity?
Dirt: What's currently on your character's conscience? Why can't they shake it off? What can they do to resolve it?
Suspense: What does your character often worry about?
Cobra: Is your character known to start fights? Are they known to break them up or avoid them altogether?
Coconut: What would be your character's perfect vacation destination? What does that say about them?
Fire: What is your character's most irritating pet peeve? Why does it irk them so much?
Line: What is something your character is stubborn about? Why won't they budge on their position or belief?
Homeless: How does your character treat homeless people? Do they ignore them, hate them, give them money?
Glass: How accurately does your character see themselves?
Leaves: What is your character's favourite season? Why do they prefer it over the others?
Capsule: In what order does your character value the following: knowledge, family, friends, career, money?
Skin: What scars does your character have? Are they visible?
News: Does your character watch, read, or keep up with the news? What are their favourite types of stories?
Myth: Does your character have any beliefs that are simply not correct or acceptable?
Field: Does your character like the outdoors? What do they like or not like about it?
jon arbuckle: garfield i am the one who takes naps now
jon arbuckle: watch this
jon arbuckle:
garfield:
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playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

doink the clown returns to WWE, destroys absolutely everyone

spacetwinks:

at end of season, reveals secret trick after wheeling tiny car into ring: there are actually dozens of doink the clowns

georgetakei:

This made the rounds, but not with Christopher’s friends’ reactions. Child stars always have it tough. Oh bother….

georgetakei:

This made the rounds, but not with Christopher’s friends’ reactions. Child stars always have it tough. Oh bother….

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

richfurry:

me keeping benedong cumberhanger off my blog

image

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

jeremyjohnirons:

josephfrancismazzelloiii:

maddy asked me to draw a flapjack

THIS IS MY BABY

jeremyjohnirons:

josephfrancismazzelloiii:

maddy asked me to draw a flapjack

THIS IS MY BABY

saqua23:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

I am a male and I would happily go to Cajones

saqua23:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

I am a male and I would happily go to Cajones